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MultiFandoms

winterheart17:

ladyaudiophile:

evion:

moosetachefeels:

hitlersbreastmilk:

The year is 1730. A lone teenage girl sits up at 11 pm writing frantically in her diary. ‘WOE IS ME!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE SHAKESPEARE RN WHY DID HE MAKE ROMIET CANON’

#ROMECUTIO WAS TOTALLY WHERE THAT WAS GOING

"I SHALL GO DOWN WITH THIS SAILING VESSEL."

i just scared my cat from laughing so hard

Reblogging again because it’s just TOO GOOD to not. -dies of laughter-

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk


spookyfied:

having a friendship with me is like nurturing a tiny baby seed

you have to be patient and give it lots of water and not get upset if it doesn’t grow right away because it takes a while…..

and then it sprouts and you can tell hey because i talk a little more and maybe start conversations

and then you water it more

and then suddenly it blooms and you realize it’s  A WEED YOU DON’T WANT THIS IN YOUR GARDEN BUT IT’S TOO LATE IT NEVER STOPS IT NEVER SHUTS UP

  • Hannibal: We even finish each other's s-
  • Will: Shut the fuck up, Hannibal.
ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

ghirahim:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

frostlands:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

how did jack frost handle feeling alone for three hundred years i can’t even handle it for three minutes

it’s called his hand

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i didnt zoom in on that pic and i thought it said “how do you think i make snow”

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Reblog if you like an actor twice your age

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

nerdyginger16:

thefaultinourdeductions:

forgetmenotsinthetardis:

themanwiththeironsuit:

Want to prove to a classmate that I am not the only one.

All of tumblr should be reblogging this.

Wait, just one?….

Would you like me to give you a list?

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yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete


poopinginschool:

interviewer: any special talents?

me: image

eresnore:

leto-hiddles-batch:

marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

Or a murder

Or both

eresnore:

leto-hiddles-batch:

marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

Or a murder

Or both

britney2007spears:

why would jesus do that

britney2007spears:

why would jesus do that

Argument I heard on the bus
  • `Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah become king of motherfucking Africa.
prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

toenail-fister:

khazi-x:

toenail-fister:

Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.

420 praise it, mein Führer

420 praise it
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